Bosses Say Some Weird Stuff

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I'm not here tonight to work, I'm here to get fucked up.

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Get rid of your boss. (11) - Get back to work. (3)

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I refuse to go to the Mandarin buffet unless we call them to make sure they don't serve shark fin soup.

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Boss: C'mon guys, we've gotta communicate; this is the last time I wanna talk about it.

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Get rid of your boss. (14) - Get back to work. (4)

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That Oprah is sure on a reading kick, isn’t she?

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Whenever people say sexy things, I usually have to Google it to find out what they mean.

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It is what it is your honor. I don’t know what that is, but whatever it is, that’s what it is.

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That may be the law, but I know we’ve gotten around the law in the past.

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I think my computer needs a new one of those motherboard things. The internet isn't working again.

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My boss mailed a generic birthday card to me. It said "Happy Birthday, Greg!" with the word "Greg" crossed out and my name penned in above it. Greg was fired last month.

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It's clear that a lot of people have an issue with me. I guess we're just going to have to let them go.

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