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He's probably not going to be in today, walking through this rain is too much like taking a shower.

#104

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WTF - by Xeno (man)

Hey I had a dream with you last night... Me: uuuhm, do I want to know the details? Him:Oh no, it wasn't sexual or anything - long pause, stares at the wall as if imagining something, then shakes head - anyway, what were we talking about?

#96

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WTF - by foreign (man)

Yeah, he doesn't do much, he smells like shit, and we know he's probably illegal, but he works for next to nothing so personally, I really don't care.

#92

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WTF - by Xeno (man)

I guess I could promote you, but you're so good at the job you're doing now that I'd hate to have to replace you.

#63

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WTF - by Eli (man)

You’re going to have to switch the gender roles in this commercial you wrote. You can’t have a woman telling the man what to do.

#52

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WTF - by Anonymous (man)

We can’t have a black temp. Call the agency, get another.

#51

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WTF - by Anonymous (man)

Why is there so much traffic? Oh isn’t it some weird Jew holiday? They have to get back before the sun goes down or something? They’re like vampires.

#49

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WTF - by Thomas (man)

You’re like a Muslim or something, right? You don’t celebrate any real holidays anyway, right?

#47

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WTF - by Charlie (man)

Snoring, huh? I used to snore when I did a ton of coke.

#46

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WTF - by Anonymous (man)

This morning my car didn't want to start and go to work; you know because it's black.

#42

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WTF - by Tim (man)

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