Bosses Say Some Weird Stuff

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What is that, Twitter? Tweet tweet; you're an idiot.

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Get rid of your boss. (4) - Get back to work. (2)

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Boss: (about a supplier who has messed up a project) "You better tell him to tighten up or we're going to take away his birthday!"

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Me: Can I borrow some Spackle to fix my apartment walls?



Boss: Get out of here, go putty your holes.

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"You left a pile of crumbs here, this place isn't completely clean." "Alright now you're done, go on break."

 

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Me "How do we obtain a death certificate from Poland?"

My boss: "We're going to need a couple of midgets and a donkey."

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Change the Japanese on Anthony's business card to say "Director of Fluffikins, I love you long time."

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Get rid of your boss. (20) - Get back to work. (7)

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It's funny because it has the word "boobie" in it.

 

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That girl couldn't sell herself out of a paper bag.

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I don't have a problem with gross negligence.

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I don’t need credibility, I can fire people.

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