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I hired you as a secretary, not a stripper. If you keep dressing like one, I'm going to expect you to start performing like one.

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Sexual Harassment - by JM (man)

 

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Me "How do we obtain a death certificate from Poland?"

My boss: "We're going to need a couple of midgets and a donkey."

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I asked what i could do to raise my chances of getting promoted. "You gotta fuck the right people", he said as he unbuttoned his pants. I have no shame. 5 minutes later (yes only 5 minutes) he said we could work something out. I am a male. That was 2 years ago and i never got a raise.

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Sexual Harassment - by Jesse (man)

 

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Whenever people say sexy things, I usually have to Google it to find out what they mean.

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I don’t need credibility, I can fire people.

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Why is it that the only 2 things you know are when it's lunch and pay day?

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That girl couldn't sell herself out of a paper bag.

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We can’t have a black temp. Call the agency, get another.

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He's probably not going to be in today, walking through this rain is too much like taking a shower.

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That's a good suggestion. Just because I'm the manager doesn't mean I have to come up with all the ideas. There's a lot of brains in this room and I'm and I'm gonna need you guys to come up with ideas.

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Idiot - by JM (man)

 

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