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I don’t need credibility, I can fire people.

#53

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Get rid of your boss. (10) - Get back to work. (14)

Funny - by Howard (man)

Boss: C'mon guys, we've gotta communicate; this is the last time I wanna talk about it.

#61

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Idiot - by hellah (man)

I just typed a word that sounded like the one I meant to type. Explain that. Day after day is more proof I am the man.

#4

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Get rid of your boss. (4) - Get back to work. (2)

Idiot - by Mark (man)

I know you’re hurt right now, but I just don’t really have a lot of sympathy because you’re leaving us short handed on a Saturday night.

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WTF - by Dan (man)

The best advice I can give you about office politics is to go to lots of business dinners and drink less than everyone else. You will learn all kinds of things you can use against them later.

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Advice - by JM (man)

Me "How do we obtain a death certificate from Poland?"

My boss: "We're going to need a couple of midgets and a donkey."

#62

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Get rid of your boss. (7) - Get back to work. (21)

Funny - by V (man)

Change the Japanese on Anthony's business card to say "Director of Fluffikins, I love you long time."

#60

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Get rid of your boss. (20) - Get back to work. (7)

Funny - by thisisntmyjob (man)

You're sick? Well, if its just your time of the month, can’t you just take a midol or something and get back to work?

#21

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WTF - by Sally (man)

If you were any more negative, you'd be a fraction.

#26

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Idiot - by John (man)

It's funny because it has the word "boobie" in it.

#59

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Get rid of your boss. (7) - Get back to work. (6)

Funny - by miahicks (man)

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