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We can’t have a black temp. Call the agency, get another.

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You’re going to have to switch the gender roles in this commercial you wrote. You can’t have a woman telling the man what to do.

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Well now that you are no longer my employee, here's $10...can I see your boobs? I have always wanted to see them!

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Why is there so much traffic? Oh isn’t it some weird Jew holiday? They have to get back before the sun goes down or something? They’re like vampires.

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Change the Japanese on Anthony's business card to say "Director of Fluffikins, I love you long time."

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Well I guess we’ve got all the info we need, however let us now move on to more pressing matters - when can I ride your shaft?

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You’re like a Muslim or something, right? You don’t celebrate any real holidays anyway, right?

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I guess I could promote you, but you're so good at the job you're doing now that I'd hate to have to replace you.

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My boss mailed a generic birthday card to me. It said "Happy Birthday, Greg!" with the word "Greg" crossed out and my name penned in above it. Greg was fired last month.

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My wife is out of the country for 3 days. You're invited to my house for dinner and to stay the night. You can sleep in the guest room or you can sleep in my bed. No pressure, of course.

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